02 July 2016

Nabeta pleads for intervention amid tsunami in Parliament



Nsereko: They must be hanging around hoping for Nabeta’s SOS.
Bahati: Pirra Sematimba must have poked Nabeta to propose this SOS thing.
[Ruth Nankabirwa has added Justin Lumumba as administrator]
Nabeta: So SG, can the party look into this issue and save face?
Lumumba: The party has never and will never lose face. Individuals lose face, not the party. Read the principle of the ‘I’ versus the collective ‘we’
Nsereko: Eh!
Ssekikubo: Now that is some bombastic lecture.
Engola: But still Nabeta raises a valid point.
Todwong: If the party intervenes, it can’t be to circumvent courts. We have to respect the independence of courts.
Tumwebaze: Did we call an extraordinary retreat when Mbabazi challenged the presidential election results? The President went to work and defended his bread against the claws of the vultures. Each one of us has a responsibility to do that.
Nsereko: Tumwebaze speaks like he has been anointed successor already. And why is Engola still here? Being a colonel is not enough, enrol for adult education.
Tumwebaze: Always looking for a fight, do you dine with Mirundi?
Nsereko: Man, go and teach Mateke how to disable his data so that he can enjoy his siesta. That is something an ICT minister should do even when beheaded.
Kasolo: Nabeta faces the tsunami sweeping Parliament on July 13. Many have already been swept away by the torrential court waters.
Ssekikubo: So this is his idea of SOS? Funny Musoga. Fight like a man.
Kivejinja: I detest trivialisation of everything around tribes.
Bwino: FYI, we Basoga are tougher than you think. I grew up seeing men talk with huge potato dislodged in their epiglottis, so a mere court wouldn’t scare my bother Nabeta into sending SOS to the party.
Nabeta: I was just saying. In any case, you can ignore. But the SG should consider an extraordinary retreat. There is a crisis and those who pretend they are not seeing it are like men at the beach trying to cover up erection.
Karooro: What is this?
Lokodo: Ere-what? I should be the admin to deal with honourables who can’t honour their tongues.
Tumwebaze: [sends picture of a man kneeling before Lumumba during electioneering with the caption: Nabeta, just do this to the SG and you might get more than what Balaam got that day. Your wish is as close as your kneecap]
Ssekikubo: I can never kneel. Nabeta, fight like a man.
Tumwebaze: BTW, did you clear it with your Patrick Nkalubo rival?
Ssekikubo: What do you think? I sorted his horn.
Lokodo: Mr Ssekikubo, are you actually an honourable or some problem?
Ssekikubo: I think you are idle after losing your dog collar. Horn as in a cow horn, or pig horn. Just get your mind out of the gutter. It astounds me how a man who pretends to be so holy in words should be knowing all the tabloid language in Kampala.
Ababiku: Do pigs have horns?
Lokodo: Okay, okay I concede you are beyond salvation.
Abiriga: But these lower courts, didn’t they read the Supreme Court judgment? Can’t we have police just cuff one magistrate to send lessons to the others?
Muloni: How did someone with such disdain for the rule of law and our courts get here?
Abiriga: Eh, Irene…
Nadduli: In a way, Nabeta is right. We are being scorned in public as majority of those losing in petitions are our compatriots.
Bahati: Engola should have taken Muhwezi with him to court. Muhwezi would have told that Justice Tuhaise that she was born after the floods and doesn’t know that her parents were cowing under beds and such things.
Nsereko:But the man couldn’t even tell that to the voters who booted him out. He is past his shelf life.
Ecweru: Where is the Rujumbura man today?
Bahati: Playing board game in the village.
Muhwezi: You boys think bravery means testing the depth of the river with both feet. You will drown. I can guarantee that.
Bahati: Muhwezi, if you are that tough, go and help Nabeta in Jinja. We don’t need an entire party to give him a shoulder to cry on when the court kicks him out.
Kivejinja: I thought Lumumba took over Admin role with promise to rein in these guys.
Ssewanyana: She must have gone to some embassy to remove some names Todwong submitted for a trip abroad or fight with Tanga Odoi.






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